KittenCruncher: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

Dec 31st

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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AT LONG LAST, IT IS DONE

luckyblackcatxiii: trumpeteroftheswan: ….SWAN…… I saw this and oh god I can’t breathe.

Dec 27th

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Watch

deadlysupia: a-certain-level-5-hamsteak: adrians: this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES So I think this needs to be on my dash again -CRYING SO HARD- FUCK. Oh sweet nipples. Words cannot describe.

Dec 27th

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When your bestfriend gets pissed at you →

totally-relatable: You try to do funny things: They are like: Follow Totally-Relatable for the funniest and most relatable posts.

Dec 27th

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I saw this on my dashboard today...

xcgfexspgx775: thebutterses: lanuminga: sporksundwaffles: I died. Internet has been won. everyone go home. best thing on my dash. period. I will NEVER reblog anything more epic than this. This wins everything. Tell me who made this so I can kiss their feet.

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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That annoying moment when my phone rings and it...

totally-relatable:

Dec 21st

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That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...

totally-relatable: EVERY DAMN TIME.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Inside an Insane Mind: To the tune of Jingle... →

trumpeteroftheswan: allyouneedislove-andtea: Patrolling through the castle, In a scary sort of way. Look at Danny go, Screaming all the way. AHH AHH AHH His lantern needs some oil, Thus making his path bright. What fun it is for Brute and Grunt, To scare him in the night. Ohhh Jingle… Why is there not more of these things? We need so much more.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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when my mom is bitchin'

beckiieanne: ineedmauiwowie: she mad for no reason like im like, the fuck? she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?” im like “wait, me?” then she’s like so i run to my room like WTF! omg HAHAHA What. Is. Air.

Dec 19th

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